Ivan's observations

Scene: Babushka getting ready to call her sister.

Ivan: I hear everything.

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Ivan: Papa, you're getting old. You have all these (points to wrinkles on brow).
Igor: It's because of you guys. Every time you make me angry, I get one of these.

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Scene: Ivan singing the part of the Commodatore from "Don Giovanni" - loudly.

Nikita: But he can't even sing in Italian.
Ivan: I'm not Italian; I'm Russian.