I'll take door #3

While returning from a recent conference, my connecting flight in Atlanta was inexplicably in the International terminal. Departing flights were going to Manchester, Sao Paulo, and Boston.

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A Russian woman was impressed with my boys' Russian because her son doesn't speak the language. She asked them whether they preferred English or Russian, and Nikita answered German.

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Igor: Ivan, if you had to choose between taking classes in theater or Italian, which would you choose?
Ivan: Fencing.