Glee song-title stories

As you may may know, I'm a little obsessed with "Glee." Last night's episode had so many songs, that you can create stories out of the titles.

Here is one for the songs that New Directions rejected for Regionals, but had me in stitches:

Trouty Mouth is an only child with a big-ass heart.

A Warblers' poetic tribute to Pavarotti (BTW, I can't wait until the Warblers CD comes out next month):

Raise your glass
Candles for Blackbird
Misery

And finally, a story of song titles that New Directions used for Regionals, or should have:

A loser like me able to get it right? Hell to the no!