What's currently on/in my...

Kindle: Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight; two student assignments to review while chaperoning Nikita's swim class
Nightstand: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter for me; My Brother Sam is Dead for Nikita; Mr. Brown Can Moo, Can You for Ivan
CD player: 2Cellos
Living room: Two boys playing war instead of eating breakfast. Igor didn't know the toy gun he bought online would have sound effects, but he put in a battery anyway.